How the Other Half Lives
1 Aug
[Photo: photobucket khunPaulsak]
I know a girl who has a cleaning lady.
A CLEANING LADY.
Think about that.
Now, here’s the part where I say I don’t actually want a cleaning lady. I mean, they only clean. They don’t organize or straighten or sort or any of those other things. I don’t sit on the couch, staring at some shelf that needs dusting. I sit on the couch and stare at the enormous pile of laundry that needs to be put away or the mountain of dishes that need to be done.
I do not keep my baby in the sink. [Photo: craigboyce.com]
If cleaning ladies did that, I’d think about it. But come on, once I’ve tackled the big stuff, I’m pretty sure I could wipe down the newly-cleared surfaces. I say I’m “pretty sure” because I’ve never, like, DONE it. I just think I probably could.
But it turns out… I kind of have a Cleaning Lady. Cleaning Husband. Husband Lady?
Man Among Men! [Photo: trianglerebath.com]
I was away for a few weeks, and was only minimally threatening about what should be the state of affairs when I returned. You see, last time I went away, he left the countertops for ME to clean. “Because you like wiping down countertops!” There was a brief discussion after that one.
This time? It was all done. And. it. was. sparkling. Be jealous.
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